P.A.Q.A (Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers) - The Ann & Ben Show
P.A.Q.A (Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers)
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Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAQA will rescue you!
Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAQA will rescue you!
[Verse 1]
Boy why you so old still single?
My son John is 28 and married already you know?
Auntie, we all know John’s marriage is on the rocks but hopefully unlike you he doesnt end up divorced!
Also we won’t be asking ‘auntie why’re you still single too?’ Because it must be tough ever since your ex left you!
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Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAQA will rescue you!
Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAQA will rescue you!
[Verse 2]
Eh girl so you still doing the filming ah? No money one right? You don’t want to get a real job? Hmm?
Sorry Uncle, I must be stuck in a different time!
I didn’t know it’s only a real job if you work 9 to 5.
And you’re one to talk about money, because didn’t you lose your savings in a crypto crash recently? Come I cry for you!
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Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAQA will rescue you!
Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAQA will rescue you!
Aunties, Uncles lurking everywhere
Waiting to pounce when you’re not prepared
If you need a quick comeback or two
PAQA will rescue you!
[Bridge]
Look at your cousin can play music so well, not like you only know how to play game
Wow so fast pregnant with the 2nd one already ah
I’m not pregnant
Oh then you don’t want to slim down meh?
Wow nowadays guy also can have earring ah?
Dating 5 years already, are you planning for your wedding soon?
Uncle, he plays in E-Sports, you got played by your ex-wife!
Auntie, maybe look in the mirror first before you comment on her weight?
Yes, all men look better with earrings, except you!
Are they planning for their wedding? How about are you planning for your funeral?
Actually, I am.
Oh, sorry sorry about that.
Oh, uh, we’re so sorry.
W-Was that too much?
Yeah…
Should we redo this?
We should rebrand
We can adjust the song?
Who even wrote this song?
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Positively-Affirming Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAPAQA will rescue you!
Positively-Affirming Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAPAQA will rescue you!
[Bridge 2]
Boy why you so old still single? My son John is 28 and married already you know?
Auntie the reason why he’s single is cause he’s still searching for someone so pretty and charming like you!
Eh girl so you still doing the filming ah? No money one right? You don’t want to get a real job? Hmm?
Uncle, actually working in the arts isn’t as bad as last time! Look, she even got you a new bottle of Maotai!
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Positively-Affirming Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAPAQA will rescue you!
Positively-Affirming Passive-Aggressive Question Avengers
PAPAQA will rescue you!
Aunties, Uncles they don’t mean to be mean
They just have their own insecurities
If you got a relative to subdue
But you rather be kind, not cruel
If you wanna keep it cool
PAPAQA will rescue you!